3/25/26 Tryna Get Folded Like a Pretzel in Rosarito... 🥨 | Brown Bag Mornings from Brown Bag Mornings

3/25/26 Tryna Get Folded Like a Pretzel in Rosarito... 🥨 | Brown Bag Mornings

1 hour 11 minutes Posted Mar 25, 2026 at 7:09 pm.

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times.

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