"Debauchery. Lack of prayer in schools. Weather control. These are the true threats to the Federation. Join me, Pascal Fullerton, and my New Essentialists for an informal chat under the light of the Tiki torch. We'll discuss all of the ways in which you can help us strengthen the Federation, such as     "

Also, why did Nazis love art so much?

Finally, what's the best name you can come up with for a killer sperm whale? If it's better than Mocha Dick send your suggestions to us @brotherdate on the Twitter machine.

Brother Date! Have one!