<ul> <li>Melissa is torn about having all her favorite friends in her life every day</li> <li>Jess discusses whether or not it’s ok to keep your toddlers from ALL males as a rule, even if they’re trustworthy family members</li> <li>Mouth noises</li> <li>John hates when people text you and then freak out when you don’t write back</li> <li>Melissa recommends The Package on Netflix - boner humor</li> <li>Cotton Candy Grapes and the panic that ensues if you see them</li> <li>Lies parents tell - these are HILARIOUS</li> </ul> Let’s connect! Facebook: <a href= "http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant">http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant</a> Instagram: <a href= "http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant">http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant</a> Twitter: <a href= "http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant">http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant</a> Email: <a href= "mailto:brilliantobservations@gmail.com">brilliantobservations@gmail.com</a> Show notes: <a href= "http://www.brilliantobservations.com">www.brilliantobservations.com</a>

Don't Squeeze The Toothpaste In The Middle | Brilliant Observations 042

Real friends. Real funny. We swear. Like, a lot. Join us for unscripted, uncensored, and definitely unsuitable-for-work comedy conversation about relationships, marriage, friendship, sex, hope, parenting and prospering at midlife. It's like grabbing a weekly cocktail with your favorite girlfriends for a candid look at life that lifts you up as it pulls you in. From religion to porn to money, fears, our bodies, our brains, secrets, failures, food, family and finding your path, almost nothing is off-limits (except politics — gross). Longtime friends Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi overshare about everything with the love and trust that only comes from a lifetime of being there for each other. So cut through the fake friends who try to glamourize all the BS masquerading as midlife. We're the bawdy, brutally honest best friends you never knew you had. And we always pick up the check. Love us? Tell your friends. Hate us? Tell your therapist.