I moved out of my very first apartment last week. That would be super news if I actually knew where I'm headed next and how I'm going to get there.

It's a sign of the times!

Being an adult sucks and growing up is a scam that I have run from for the better part of my life. But a few months ago life put its foot down, grabbed me by the throat, and is dragging me into my 30's kicking and screaming...These are my stories. Tune in every- well whenever I post to laugh at, cry with, or simply be entertained by my hobble into adulthood!!