In part one of A Warm Welcome, Cornelius Basse and his daughter, Bernadette, receive an offer from the Guild that they can't refuse.

Read by: Ian Travis
Announced by: Julian Smith
Music: "Frog Secret Agent" by 3 Leg Torso (Opening & Closing), "Campfire" GarageBand Loop, "Rock the Boat" by Beth Caucci (Interstitial)