He does not deal with us according to our sins, nor repay us according to our iniquities.
For as high as the heavens are above the earth, so great is his steadfast love toward those who fear him;
as far as the east is from the west, so far does he remove our transgressions from us.
Psalm 

Interview with a Metric Salesman

Welcome to Bourbon Bets, the show where bottles of bourbon are wagered over the power of arguments put forth by two idiots regarding trivia or just their own stupid opinions. After the discussion, their pet android determines the winner or posts a most scientific Twitter poll so the audience can decide. They also occasionally drink bourbon together.