On this episode...Nintendo claims that the SNES Classic pre-order Disaster was not entirely their fault (bullshit call yet to come). J.J. Abrams is set to write and direct Star Wars: Episode 9 - The Return of Return of the Jedi #hopefullynot. Apple unveils their $1,000 Emoji machine that steals your soul. Denny has a new mascot and it looks very similar to a the kind of South Park character that says "Howdy Ho!" Also, Twupdate makes a return and Sean abuses the soundboard yet again!