Big Soy Naturals Podcast

Big Soy Naturals

Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy
Big Soy Naturals is the only podcast by people who can gaze into the abyss without fear. The abyss never gazes back at us, out of respect. Esteemed public intellectual Virgil Masters and disgraced e-celebrity Kendall Kennedy explore the labyrinth of cyberspace with incisive eyes, quick wits and 300 IQ brains. It takes proprietary magic, thorough research and the immortal science to peer behind the veil of the negaverse, and we do it with ease. Join us as we unearth truths and triumph over evil. Produced by LAIN.Expect regular episodes on Wednesdays and additional updates can be found on our website!
FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: If KILLARY Gets Video Games Banned, We Challenge Former President Bill Clinton To A 1V1 On Rust
This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information,From April 9th, 2023:Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian VisitTrumps Video Game MeetingAre video games breeding an assassination generationSupreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a DutySenator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence BlameWiki for US Senate hearings on Video GamesBill Clinton Addressing Juvenile ViolenceFTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for JuvenilesCongressional Record of Newt Gingrich SpeechNYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety CouncilPresident Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety
May 29, 2024
1 hr 20 min
Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: Working in the (ring)Light and the Dark
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works.In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn.It wouldn’t be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find.When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company?Our Discord!WebsiteTwitterVirgilKendallLainWorks CitedHow Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFansThe E-Pimps of Only FansInstagram Connects Vast Pedophile NetworkExpert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFansDamning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile ringsOnlyFans Seeks New Funding Valuation Above $1 Billon
May 22, 2024
2 hr 12 min
Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: We Totally Understand What the Blockchain Is
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—We have a confession to make: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on?Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteTwitterVirgilKendallLainGregWorks CitedMeta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery SuitDangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed DocumentFacebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivalsOnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex WorkAdminLeo's ETH Wallet
May 15, 2024
1 hr 28 min
Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.—We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve economic interests through state violence. Allegedly!Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgilKendallLainWorks CitedInside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War ChestAdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial HistoryFacebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivalsDangaard v InstagramLeo's Dad's investing portfolioOnlyFans Statistics 2023
Apr 24, 2024
2 hr 2 min
100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils: Epic Meal Time Throws the First Brick
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterWorks CitedCDC 2009 H1N1 ReportSwine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily)The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian)In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times)Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)
Apr 10, 2024
1 hr 54 min
Thems With a Sign: Kenny and Virgil EXPOSE FuckJerry (real)
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator?Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twitter
Mar 27, 2024
1 hr 57 min
Rejoice! Kenny and Virgil Call Upon the Spirit of Saint Valentine to Anoint The Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors with Knowledge of Love
Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twitter
Feb 14, 2024
1 hr 58 min
My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals.Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil’s TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's Twitter
Aug 1, 2023
1 hr 53 min
Swirl Cinema: Beginning the Biracial Canon with Vin Diesel’s Multi-Facial - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON
Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn!Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil’s TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterAshlyn's Twitter
Jul 25, 2023
1 hr 46 min
I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Sillycon Valley
Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us, piloted by an Xbox Controller. Join our Discord!PatreonWebsiteMerchTwitterVirgil's TwitterKendall’s TwitterLain's TwitterWorks Cited and Further Reading:Remarks by Secretary Mattis on the National Defense StrategyUS military chief says tech giants should work with PentagonUS military teams up with Silicon Valley to revolutionize the battlefieldUnable To Recruit Enough Techies, The Military Is Partnering With Universities and Start-UpsThe Military-Technological Complex: How the US Army Works With the Civilian Tech IndustryActivision Blizzard Xbox Merger AnnouncementMicrosoft Closing In On $70 Billion Deal To Buy Activision BlizzardThis Was Inevitable’Hack the Pentagon’ Pilot Program Opens for RegistrationMicrosoft Employees Open Letter to the CEOAdditional Citations
May 23, 2023
2 hr
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