I try to provide a degree of showmanship in these summaries and give you some enticing hints of things to come, but today I really can't think of anything better than the title. Today, big gay nerds and fans thereof, it seems like everybody in this school is trying to answer the same question about this charismatic American. Sure, there's also stuff like Naruto quizzes and smooth-talking nurses and So Many Dogs, but I think we all know who the actual focus of this drama is: the drama TEACHER. That's called metafiction.Music is "Cyber_Noir" by Peritune www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vtxrVyaHuc under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/