The boys discuss the Danube river, conduct an autopsy on TED talks. They then tackle some advice columns about horse girls and snake guys. They wrap up with a Wikipedia game that goes down to the wire. Don't miss out! Feel free to leave a review and say hi if you're here from arguing with Paul on bluesky.

Article 1: Care and Feeding- How do I make my daughter a horse girl
https://slate.com/advice/2025/08/parent-advice-horses-hobbies-kids.html

Article 2: The Daily Record- I'm afraid of my boyfriend's pet snake
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/im-scared-of-boyfriends-pet-snake-968134.amp

Third Segment: Paul gets his ass kicked at the Wikipedia Game

The Ocho

Big Facts, No Cap is an iPod broadcast in which two normal dudes with highly overlapping worldviews give advice to online strangers who will probably never hear it. Using questions from advice columns ranging in scope from dating to pet care to religion and everything in between, Paul and Adrian deliver the best suggestions they can muster off the top of their lovely yet largely vacant heads. The duo’s tough love and hot takes also extend to the advice giver as they critique the published response to each query from the column’s resident expert. Truly a show that no one asked for, Big Facts No Cap is an unapologetic vanity project from two (basically) adult men whose time would probably be better spent fixing their own problems. But hey, that sounds way less fun to listen to, doesn’t it?