Maddie would like the record to show: she does NOT condone beastiality. In fact, neither does Tyler. But we DO talk about it on this week's episode because we're reading Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust (aka Dr. Dinosaur), our very first (and probably, very last) dinosaur erotica. Discussion topics include: What would a lesbian dinosaur sound like? How tall are dinosaurs, really? Would you let the love of your life eat your arm?

Listen until the end for a special guest appearance from the woman who started it all: Sierra.

BOOK: Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust

WINE:  Bitter Kiss L'un Des Sens Orange Wine