Why doesn't Tyler make Maddie cookies? Is the Disney Version of Mambo No. 5 superior? What do otters sound like? Who are our 44 fans? Are you in love with us? Wait, don't tell us. Put it in a review. Please. We have children.

BOOK: Odder by Katherine Applegate

WINE: Sparkling Albariño - 2019 Octopus Carboniste