A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines. Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low. Cue dramatic violin music. Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely ...