Baywatch's funding is being cut, so cue a clip show to justify their existence! Old friends return, CJ gives an impassioned speech, and we get one of the most bizarre opening montages of the show thus far.

Join Zach, Charlie, and special guest Tony Thaxton (Motion City Soundtrack, Bizarre Albums podcast) for an episode that reveals to us the titles of all Baywatch members, delves into the minutia of county economic politics, and forces the county supervisors into uncomfortable beach chairs while Baywatch attempts to "save the rec center!".