Dawson's existential crisis has spilled over into episode 3 as he finds himself "adrift in a sea of uncertainty." Ugh, gross! In the meantime, Joey finds out that Pacey has been in the town this whole time and never once wanted to see her. Joey's like, "How can this be? I'm Joey f*cking Potter!" Jack is taking a huge leap by helping Sig Ep check off a diversity box and Jen is wondering if Charlie is illiterate. Also, what would you do if you accidentally chucked your scoop of ice cream onto the passenger side floorboard??