Axel attempts to explain one of his weird sociological metaphors, people are inexplicably mad at Marie Kondo, and what the hell Virginia?!

Barking Point: Terrible Licensed Property Valentines (for Kids!!)

SPONSORS: Adept Omega, Appledectomy, Arlo (Hyena), Aylor, Bobskunk, Brandon Carey, cadejo, Chiaro, Crit the Books & Devan Ferguson

Theme Music: "Barking Point" by Solardog