The delightful actor Ed Helms (The Office, Rutherford Falls) has a great head of hair, maybe too great. In trying to come to terms with bald/haired differences Ed reveals he was once a long haired stand up, was almost a muttoned chopped Jack Kerouac, and has a problematically thick zone on his head. Ed also suffers from perceived furrowed brow anger and Bald News yet again yields more news about eagles.