Grab a D20, prepare your spell slots for the day and take the quest to discover just what the hell happened to Dungeons & Dragons (2000).

The Empire of Izmir awaits - as does dreadful acting, piss-poor CGI, a densely convoluted narrative, and, worst of all, Marlon fucking Waynes.

If you liked Lord of the Rings but hated the interesting character development, the luscious visuals, and the staggering world-building - then boy have we got a movie for you...