In this episode, Armin is a damn slimey mess. Ymir pretty much calls Armin useless. Conny wants to shut her damn mouth up permanently. Ymir so badly wants to marry Christa. Armin has a flashback and then crashes into a wall. Hanna does CPR to a torso. The crowd wants The Merchant to pull out. A Titan punts a man. Mikasa makes The Merchant pull out. Orientals are exotic. Mikasa has a terrifying backstory. Eren is a terrifying kid. Die! Die! Die! Mikasa unlocks her hidden powers. Must suck to get stabbed through the heart from the back. Eren was supposed to wait at the foot of the mountain. Eren is too casual about gambling his life. Mikasa gets adopted. Eren gives Mikasa THE SCARF!

Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

Mikasa after being wrapped around with a scarf by a 9 year old murderer:

You son of a b****, I'm in love

"IT'S A CRUEL WORLD, BUT I HAVE A PLACE IN IT"

Zac still wants to know who the buyer was!  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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