all the favs have signed up for the ultimate battle to the death on easter island for a chance to win a kajillion dollars and a dinner with Godzilla at pizza factory

schick hydro razor

not chuck

stuart little

nacho cheese

scrooge mcfuck

fat olive garden guy

goob

the bird that walks in

cpr dummy

ronnie (who we misremembered as randy)

michael with jacket

and perhaps most controversially, limu emu wearing a pirate hat

who will win? and how do the others meet their end?