FRIEZE WEEK SPECIAL #3!!! The Property Investors Show, ExCEL, London.“Why would anyone want to live 15km from the centre of Lagos? Because there’s an 18-hole golf course!”“The vast majority of landlords out there are great people.”“You do get professionally bad tenants who will prey on vulnerable landlords.”“Covid has given landlords a big bloody knock.”“Deep inside we’re all investors.”“Anomalies and loopholes can be translated into entrepreneurial opportunities!”A contemporary horror story featuring flesh eating creatures called investors and blood sucking monsters called landlords, who are desperate for bodies to take to another dimension they call ‘property’. Finding myself trapped in a hellscape and lost in a word cloud, I begin to realise that Utopia Corporation is not as utopian as the branding would suggest….What the reviews are saying:"Scariest thing since the Blair Witch Project!""The unflinching brutality of the ASSET ARREST Frieze Week Special 3 is captivating.""I sure hope I never end up in 'property' - not for the faint of heart!"