On the first episode of Any Given Thursday, Bill sits down with former President Richard Nixon to talk about Canada, Trump, and Roger Goodell.

Ep 2: Bane

Spanning everyone from dead presidents and supervillains talking about everything from sports and entertainment to Deflategate and Deflategate, Any Given Thursday with Bill Simmons will feature intimate conversations with compelling guests each week. The show will also include weird bits and Simmons' signature commentary on current events. New episodes every Thursday.

This is a parody and not the real Bill Simmons. I know. It's very convincing. Please don't sue us, Bill Simmons. You seem cool. Also have you been watching the Affair?