The Elwetritsch



Just when you think you’ve seen everything, in walks a chicken-lizard with breasts. The Elwetritsch is a mythical birdlike creature that is literally the tits. I like to imagine it enjoys long walks through glitter laden forests in Germany, laughing at losers lost in forest with potato sacks. #TheRealChickenBreast

Chapter 27

Welcome to the American Unicorns Podcast
Hillery and Laura like weird things. They believe in UFOs, astral projection, telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis. 
They especially love animals. Especially the special creatures that are referred to as "cryptids," which are legendary animals that are elusive and hid in the dark shadows and go bump in the night. 
If you are in the weird, strange, and unusual, we should be friends.