So outraged that he wasn't invited on the first episode, we had no choice but to welcome Captain Matt 'Mads' McDonagh to the Albion Ramble for episode number two. Our inspirational leader on the pitch, Mads let us know about his backstory as a number 10 (not sure we believe it) and how he came to be one of the L&C's finest (not sure we believe that either) centre halves.