A story about the mother of modern nursing, and the Cotswaldian athletic prowess that puts the sober to shame.

EPISODE GLOSSARY

DRIVELLER - stick 2-3 ft long
DWILE - wet wash rag
ELLIOTT - total gimp
FLONK/FLONKER - to play, player
GAZUNDER - chamber pot full of ale, from "goes-under the bed"
GIRTING - dancing in a circle, ring-around-the-rosie
JOBANOWL - referee, a dull-witted person
MORTHER - body hit
RIPPER - leg hit
SNURD - team
SWADGE - missed play, penalty
WANTON - head hit