Three rules of the Advice Squad club:

• Don't go through your partner's phone without their permission. 
• If you lie to your partner, don't forget to warn all your friends so that they keep their mouths shut. 
• If you want to fire your gardener, don't do it yourself, ask your butler. 

If you want your problem solved (and laughed at on the way), submit it to [email protected] (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous). 

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