Intro 00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true? 00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball? 00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup? 00:17:31 - What if all animals moo’d? 00:20:50 - What if all springs were hot springs? 00:23:18 - What if all animals grew like goldfish? 00:30:00 - What if you could only use one of your five senses at a time? 00:35:38 - What if all planes had to dogfight? 00:40:49 - Would you rather: talk like Yoda OR breathe like Darth Vader? 00:48:05 - Outro Send us questions to answer on the show at: [email protected] Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipals Twitter: @absurdhype