On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's dear friend, Andrew Collin, is here to bitch and swindle his way back into our hearts. He's still single and apparently getting "ripped" in quarantine.... not drunk, like in shape... again we don't know what that is like. These two talk about missing the road life, their past discrepancies and honestly try to figure out how they can better themselves in 2020, and really it shouldn't take a lot.    Upgrade your hard seltzer with Vizzy. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to <a href="https://www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/av?url=https://www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/" target="_blank"> vizzyhardseltzer.com</a>. Must be 21+.   Get your hands on some of GoMacro’s delicious MacroBars by going to <a href="https://www.gomacro.com/" target="_blank">gomacro.com</a> and using promo code ABSOLUTELY for 30% off plus free shipping on all orders over $50!   Produced by <a href="http://www.dearmedia.com" target="_blank">Dear Media. </a> See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.

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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments. 