A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom full of children that hookers and blow can overcome any feelings of sadness they may have.

Spoofing early learning programming, themes such as co-operation, compassion, feeling sad and sharing are taught by a host of misplaced Mafiosi types with unusual ways of demonstrating these valuable life lessons. Just a few of the many important things you will learn are – why The Little Mermaid sleeps with the fishes and how Hansel and Gretel disposed of the witch's body.