SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE NOW Nine days away from the microphone. You’d think that might calm me down, clear my head, maybe even give me a little perspective. Yeah. That didn’t happen. I came back to a United States Congress heading for the exits, Mike Johnson and Thomas Massie battling over Pete Hegseth and the Iran war, and an announcement about American weapons in space that sounds like somebody pitched it in a science-fiction writers’ room. Then there’s Canada, Donald Trump, the European Uni...