A Tidy Splash of Wallace

The California Voter Information Guide was recently published, and I've decided to highlight some of the lesser-known candidates for US Senate. If any of them get more than 10 votes, I'll have to consider a political career. I think I could get around 11. Apologies for the disruptive background noise in this episode... I recently made some changes to my recording space, and there must be a screw loose somewhere. Rest assured, there will be a several loose screws on the ballot June 7. Get your guide at: voterguide.sos.ca.gov

When a couple moves to California, one of them is bound to go through some changes. Seems like that's the only thing you can predict. Just be gentle. www.actorbrianwallace.com

In the year's first episode, about two hipsters lamenting the passing of David Bowie, I originally included a joke that I then decided to take out before the upload. But in the spirit of springtime, I'm sharing it here-- but only with loyal subscribers to the podcast. So let's keep this between us. It's what hipsters would do.

Bernie Sanders wants to provide the country with free higher education. Until that happens, wouldn't it be great if college worked like this?

When David Bowie fans meet Facebook, the performance really begins. And don't dare call yourself one unless you've got the underground Hello Kitty sessions featuring Ray Wifflewax.

It's that special time of year when every nonprofit arts organization hits you up for more cash than usual. So as an antidote, here's an innocuous little jab at the vernacular Shakespeare movement, and all for free. Happy New Year, give generously, and don't be a stranger in 2016. www.actorbrianwallace.com

Back by popular demand (and procrastination)! A totally improvised riff on A Christmas Carol, featuring: 1. Bob Cratchit 2. The Ghost of Christmas Past 3. The Charity Solicitor 4. Marley Music by: Trans Siberian Orchestra, Doug Hammer, Is This Love, and The Ethiopians For more info, subscribe via iTunes and visit www.actorbrianwallace.com

You can't be too careful in what you say. Words might not mean what you think they do anymore. Also, we investigate reports that (after)life in Heaven might actually be a drag.

Trying to improvise without using any 4-letter words (like "well") and reading the NY Times comments section with a straight face--it can be a real challenge sometimes.

The gay marriage standoff continues in Kentucky, and there's no law for miles. Sometimes it takes a stranger on a horse to set things right.