A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
876 - Surviving Dr. Know It All
1 hour 59 minutes Posted May 23, 2026 at 1:56 pm.
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Show notes
  • Grocery store roleplay about spending a dollar on Skittles and blessing the cashier

  • Repetitive celebrity bath-time parody song

  • Sassy social media influencer parody with fake hashtags

  • Friday Free Show from the Just Call Moe Studio

  • Ross talks about his mustache lifting while drinking

  • Discussion about lazy beard and mustache growth

  • Dan carefully trimming and straightening mustache hairs

  • Warnings about ruining a good mustache trim

  • Tom misses his mustache because it felt masculine

  • Tommy Vann praised for his long "angelic" hair

  • Tommy avoids haircuts to escape social attention

  • Discussion about inherited anxiety and avoiding comments

  • Dan feels trapped by people's reactions to appearance changes

  • Rant about unsolicited YouTube advice and criticism

  • Comedy songs about Florida porn restrictions

  • Florida age-verification laws affecting adult websites

  • Debate over privacy concerns and uploading IDs to porn sites

  • Surfshark VPN discussion for bypassing blocked sites

  • Concrete Mike updates everyone on which sites still work

  • Discussion about pointless final school days after testing

  • Teachers and students mentally checking out for summer

  • Maisie excited about yearbooks and last-day traditions

  • Tommy uninterested in school traditions or awards

  • Debate about skipping the final day of school

  • Parenting arguments about obligation and finishing commitments

  • ChatGPT consulted for parenting advice

  • Crystal insists Tommy should attend school

  • Ross jokes about being a "kid lawyer" defending absences

  • Debate over strict parenting versus permissive parenting

  • Discussion about nostalgia, closure, and emotional attachment

  • Possibility of losing the current studio building

  • Jokes about repainting and destroying the studio before moving

  • Vince McMahon scandal jokes and WWVMD bracelets

  • Dan admits he struggles with nostalgia and emotional connection

  • Discussion about gratitude exercises and self-help books

  • Ross attends the final Bull & Bush open mic

  • Interview prep talk about comedian Na'im Lynn

  • Discussion about lazy celebrity interview questions

  • Fake "Hot Tub and Mini-Fridge Morning Show" radio intro

  • Quicksand releases a new song

  • Memorial Day beach trip discussion

  • Debate over blasting loud music at the beach

  • Giant JBL beach speaker stories and DJ Dre talk

  • Ross gets anxious hearing his playlists in public

  • Discussion about beach music etiquette and "blast zones"

  • Camping trip with 25 linked Bluetooth speakers

  • Bass competition videos with dangerous speaker walls

  • Family board game nights and old Trivial Pursuit memories

  • Truth or Dare stories involving Ring cameras and clown music

  • Debate about how public nudity jokes changed over time

  • Prom after-party stories and skipping prom regrets

  • Childhood memories of seeing accidental nudity

  • Discussion about teenage voyeur stories and Porky's comparisons

  • Debate about kids wasting summers indoors on screens

  • Ross strongly recommends sleepaway camp experiences

  • Camp Wekiwa stories and childhood accountability

  • Discussion about school lunches and picky eaters

  • Jeff Probst accidentally spoiling Survivor live on air

  • Craig LaFleur stories involving Disney and Pleasure Island

  • Discussion about Pat Morita and old TV memories

  • Fear and anxiety after hearing about sudden deaths

  • Debate over whether veteran hosts get sloppy with age

  • Discussion about Rob Greenfield's extreme minimalist lifestyle

  • Tom spirals after watching a self-help psychologist video

  • Debate about happiness, selfishness, and helping others

  • Ross celebrates avoiding conversations with neighbors

  • Crystal obsessively judges potential homebuyers nearby

  • Sinkhole paranoia and neighborhood conspiracy theories

  • Ross prepares for a neighborhood parking war

  • Neighborhood confrontation over roadside parking easements

  • Ross furious he slept through the neighborhood drama

  • Memorial Day hurricane party and comedy show plugs

  • Continued Surfshark VPN promotion

  • Discussion about favorite adult video categories

  • Debate about proper Memorial Day etiquette

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