Send us Fan Mail A bank safe in central Glasgow is opened on a Monday morning and it is simply empty. No smashed counters, no injured staff, no dramatic shootout, just a silence where a king’s ransom used to be. We dig into the 1811 theft from the Paisley Union Bank on Ingram Street, a meticulously planned housebreaking that would be worth roughly £13 million today, and we ask the uncomfortable question: how do you defend against criminals who treat your locks like a solvable puzzle? W...