This weekend episode of Opinions Matter is a totally unedited bit of madness you don’t hear on the main show.

Adrian, Jeremy and Katie go from debating the Angelus (how many “dongs” are there, and who even watches it?) to Jeremy’s very questionable altar-boy memories — bell ringing rules, “tabernacles”, trousers… and Father Thomas the drinker!!!!

Then it’s onto Katie’s MRI horror story (claustrophobia, panic buttons and being told to stay still), the great coffee-mug row, and the weird reality of being recognised in “the normal shop”.

Plus: lipstick marks on mugs, funeral “strangers”, and whether swearing in a eulogy is ever acceptable.