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Just a few of the ideas this book attempts to tackle:

An omnipotent entity transmitted to human beings by a fox.

Eternal daylight.

Tilting the axis of planet earth, i.e., eternal summer.

A new Jewish state.

Global price controls.

Harvesting precious metals from the sun.

Plywood. Purchased with help from butlers named Arthur.

It’s nearly impossible to describe the insanity contained in this thing. It’s madness wrapped in delusion surround by lunacy. But somehow Mike still struggles with Real or Fanfic.

READING ASSIGNMENT: Finish the book!