Slightly Above Average Podcast
Slightly Above Average Podcast
John Malecki, Sam Poola, and Joe Meinert
We Ranked Every Energy Drink
1 hour 3 minutes Posted May 29, 2026 at 11:00 am.
The Energy Drink Taste Test Plan
What Counts As An Energy Drink
Brand Loyalty And Marketing Power
Red Bull And Monster First Impressions
Sponsor Break And Coffee Versus Cans
Celsius, C4, And Flavor Wars
Birthday Snack Segment With Cake
Old-School Cans And High Caffeine Picks
Tier List Rankings And Final Verdict
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We’re settling the ultimate cooler debate by ranking every major energy drink brand from S-Tier essentials to absolute trash. Got a take, a story, or a question for John, Sam, and Joe? Drop us a voicemail and you might hear yourself on the Slightly Above Average Podcast. Record up to 60 seconds — no app needed: https://whatayarn.com/saa-pod Get your supplements + FREE 5-pack of Protein Sticks: https://www.1stphorm.com/SlightlyAboveAverage @1stphorm #1s...