TW: Discussion of domestic violence and abuse against women

A rapid summary of The Valley, catching up on all the drama and sub-par husbandry with the scathing comedic take of someone who's been watching since the first season. It's a bumpy ride but, per usual, the show is also entertaining and heartfelt. Danny's sneaky sips, Jesse and Michelle finally signing divorce papers, Britney's mommy makeover, Janet's one liners, Kristen's meltdowns, Schwartz's constant presence, Zach's relationship milestones, Nia's delusions, Luke's frustrations, Jesse's credit blunders, the list goes on! It's all tackled at 2x speed and summarized for your pleasure. In addition, we kick off with background about Michelle's new beau. 

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