A lot happened over the past week, an eclipse, dirty rumors about BH casting that sent me into a spiral, plus Jill just jillin' like a villian on Below Deck, and now talk of a Potomac boycott as Teresa and Louie make a splash at Coachella. We cover all those bases before a recap of The Valley where the group is dealing with the aftermath of "R squared gate" and also preparing to attend, and help arrange, a charity gala.