Welcome back to Sorry In Advance, where Danny, Nick, and Jon rank the absolute best and most embarrassing ways to permanently log off. This week features lawyers accidentally shooting themselves in court just to prove a point, the sheer badassery of Marine legend John Basilone, and Danny’s highly specific, LSD-induced Men In Black exit strategy. Toss in a fictional Carolina squat truck swan dive and a real-life Florida Man meeting his maker in a cat door, and you've got an episode to die for.