What better way to say "Happy Holidays" than with the gift of a sexy, sexy app? Do regular boobies bore you? There's an app for that and about every other sexual appetite, if you know where to look.
And what's a holiday without the food? How about hipster eggnog and Mountain Dew chicken wings, does that do the trick?
Curl up with a warm cup of coffee and some cozy incest and get lost with us.