Wanna have sex with an ankle while eating a hot dog wrapped in a chicken "bun" on an Afghan drone rug while killing your cat with boxed wine and catnip? You've come to the right place! This week we review a list of items that are actually for sale that maybe shouldn't be. Heading south to Florida, four bros manage to fit four deer in a Mini Cooper and Ms. Jasmine Tridevil gets arrested for a DUI. Speaking of Ms. Tridevil (three boobed woman), listen up later in the show for a taste of her wonderful BDSM "music" video.

For web droppings, we get serious with some creepy horror movie stuff going on in India and then lighten it up with some toilet taters. And finally, we have our first 5-star review in a long time for QuadFatherMft. It's a bit epic and nonsensical so listen all the way to the end!