We talk Hanna-Barbera classic WACKY RACES. We delve into the creation of the series, and analyze all of the racers statistically as well as psychologically. Then we cast our own live-action Wacky Races movie. That is, if Dick Dastardly doesn't sabotage everything. We also discuss Chuckie Finster, Bob's Burgers, Flight of the Conchords, Atmosfear, James Earl Jones, Sarah Palin, Parks And Rec, Star Wars Rebels, gambling, New Zealand vampires, purple vampires, sparkly vampires, and regular vampires. Dedicated to the memory of Christine Cavanaugh.