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345: Chow Mein HourOct 10, 2017 Listen
344: The Microwave MomentOct 03, 2017 Listen
343: Lo Sierra MuchoSep 26, 2017 Listen
342: Ultraman ScenarioSep 19, 2017 Listen
341: Rich Boy PhoneSep 12, 2017 Listen
340: It's-a Me, Dan!Sep 05, 2017 Listen
339: True Love WeighsAug 29, 2017 Listen
338: Ambush SiteAug 22, 2017 Listen
337: Cognitive BottleneckAug 18, 2017 Listen
336: Town Centre Plaza SpotAug 18, 2017 Listen
335: Personal Assistant to DariusAug 01, 2017 Listen
334: The Little White OneJul 25, 2017 Listen
333: Your Whiteboards Will Not Survive RealityJul 18, 2017 Listen
332: Piggybacking on AngerJul 11, 2017 Listen
331: Hidden in WigsJul 07, 2017 Listen
330: Frowny Face for YouJun 27, 2017 Listen
329: Stop all the OTUSJun 20, 2017 Listen
328: Donkey in a BiscuitJun 13, 2017 Listen
327: Slightly Semitic BirdJun 06, 2017 Listen
326: The Ronald McDonald of FeedsMay 30, 2017 Listen
325: The Real Celebrity Chefs of the Hollywood HillsMay 23, 2017 Listen
324: Delivery Status Not UpdatedMay 16, 2017 Listen
323: A Horse Named ChiliMay 09, 2017 Listen
322: The Passive Voice of WaterMay 03, 2017 Listen
321: Need Some VelocityApr 27, 2017 Listen
320: Log Cabin PortalApr 25, 2017 Listen
319: Contract with the UniverseApr 11, 2017 Listen
318: Emotional GogglesApr 05, 2017 Listen
317: Zero Gun SaluteMar 31, 2017 Listen
316: Corona MacGuffinMar 21, 2017 Listen
315: The Nakamichi DealMar 14, 2017 Listen
314: Which Fellini You Want to BeMar 07, 2017 Listen
313: Parents, Old People, and PervertsFeb 28, 2017 Listen
312: Snake Eating Its Own GoodwillFeb 21, 2017 Listen
311: A Fair EightFeb 14, 2017 Listen
310: Nominally MineFeb 07, 2017 Listen
309: Hard PassJan 31, 2017 Listen
308: When Does the Fork Go on the Sat?Jan 24, 2017 Listen
307: #43 on The Ladder of KindnessJan 17, 2017 Listen
306: Sunday PantJan 10, 2017 Listen
305: Quadruple DownJan 03, 2017 Listen
304: The 2016 Compilation EpisodeDec 31, 2016 Listen
303: A Liver Runs Through ItDec 20, 2016 Listen
302: Rabbi for the RabbiDec 13, 2016 Listen
301: Not on My TimelineDec 06, 2016 Listen
300: A Room Where I Don’t MatterDec 01, 2016 Listen
299: Unhook from the ComparisonNov 23, 2016 Listen
298: Night Boot for Big BeefNov 15, 2016 Listen
297: It Takes CraftspersonshipNov 11, 2016 Listen
296: Surely You Can't be SiriusNov 01, 2016 Listen
295: I’m Not Talkin’ for ClappingOct 25, 2016 Listen
294: Sufficiently Advanced FriendshipOct 18, 2016 Listen
293: The Frame for Our RelationshipOct 11, 2016 Listen
292: Rat King of CrushOct 04, 2016 Listen
291: Three Healthy HolesSep 27, 2016 Listen
290: Table Scraps for Cable CuttersSep 20, 2016 Listen
289: John RhetoricSep 13, 2016 Listen
288: History is Not Made for HorsesSep 06, 2016 Listen
287: You Are Now Cleared for SaladAug 30, 2016 Listen
286: Secret Rap NameAug 23, 2016 Listen
285: A Baller VCRAug 16, 2016 Listen
284: Wake Up, Van HœtAug 09, 2016 Listen
283: Cognition to CompletionAug 02, 2016 Listen
282: Boring and Yet WonderfulJul 26, 2016 Listen
281: The Mayor of Chocolate SundaesJul 19, 2016 Listen
280: The Big FilterJul 12, 2016 Listen
279: The Fishery LoopholeJul 05, 2016 Listen
278: Yelling at an IdeaJun 28, 2016 Listen
277: Everything's HardJun 21, 2016 Listen
276: Do You Even Lift?Jun 14, 2016 Listen
275: The Lies of Big ShoeJun 07, 2016 Listen
274: A Goat in the PipeMay 31, 2016 Listen
273: Knives and SpoonsMay 24, 2016 Listen
272: Surprise EndoscopyMay 17, 2016 Listen
271: Gravy DumpsterMay 10, 2016 Listen
270: According to the CabinetMay 03, 2016 Listen
269: 65 Cigarette ButtsApr 27, 2016 Listen
268: Tumblo DryloApr 19, 2016 Listen
267: Dear Iowa, I Have Enjoyed Your CornApr 12, 2016 Listen
266: European BachelorApr 05, 2016 Listen
265: Especially DorisMar 29, 2016 Listen
264: This Made Me Think of YouMar 22, 2016 Listen
263: The Working Definition of LoveMar 15, 2016 Listen
262: Large Platinum SpoonMar 08, 2016 Listen
261: The Illusion of EaseMar 01, 2016 Listen
260: Stuck in Green ForeverFeb 23, 2016 Listen
259: The Transitive Quality of MisunderstandingFeb 16, 2016 Listen
258: Means of EgressFeb 09, 2016 Listen
257: Homemade Science MayonnaiseFeb 02, 2016 Listen
256: Every Minute Weighs the SameJan 26, 2016 Listen
255: A Ladle of LadlingJan 19, 2016 Listen
254: Fixed Points in TimeJan 12, 2016 Listen
253: Ty LamboJan 05, 2016 Listen
252: The Chocolate BoysDec 23, 2015 Listen
251: Manna GoyDec 15, 2015 Listen
250: Step One: Don't Dress Like the HamburglarDec 08, 2015 Listen
249: A John Nash MomentDec 01, 2015 Listen
248: A Rye Bread Made of BirdsNov 24, 2015 Listen
247: On a Farm with a MonkeyNov 17, 2015 Listen
246: Venn Diagram of ConfusionNov 10, 2015 Listen
245: The Least BrokenNov 03, 2015 Listen
244: You Have to Be a StagOct 27, 2015 Listen
243: The Device at HandOct 20, 2015 Listen
242: Not My BirdOct 14, 2015 Listen
241: We Went to PrincetonOct 06, 2015 Listen
240: The Third Phase Is NowSep 29, 2015 Listen
239: Starving African ChildSep 23, 2015 Listen
238: A 100-Year ProblemSep 15, 2015 Listen
237: Slow Your RollSep 08, 2015 Listen
236: Finished for NowSep 01, 2015 Listen
235: This is a ThingAug 25, 2015 Listen
234: Two Inches Behind the BoardAug 18, 2015 Listen
233: Emotional DensityAug 11, 2015 Listen
232: You Got This.Aug 05, 2015 Listen
231: Hot Rod Hospital ShipJul 28, 2015 Listen
230: My Emotional ReservoirJul 21, 2015 Listen
229: Shrimp in the DesertJul 14, 2015 Listen
228: Tibet's Next Top BuddhaJul 07, 2015 Listen
227: The Treasure RoomJun 30, 2015 Listen
226: Only Child*Jun 23, 2015 Listen
225: A Different Kind of HappyJun 16, 2015 Listen
224: Sugar Pills and a Pack of CigarettesJun 09, 2015 Listen
223: Normal is Whatever is ThereJun 02, 2015 Listen
222: Full-Stack ObsessiveMay 28, 2015 Listen
221: Minimally Viable InterruptionMay 19, 2015 Listen
220: Canadian GentleMay 12, 2015 Listen
219: At Sixes and SevensMay 05, 2015 Listen
218: The Tigers in Your KitchenApr 28, 2015 Listen
217: The Worst Most Advanced TeenagerApr 21, 2015 Listen
216: Safety SwordApr 14, 2015 Listen
215: Legacy CatApr 07, 2015 Listen
214: Destroyed by Farm EquipmentApr 01, 2015 Listen
213: That's Not Where Rogue Goes!Mar 24, 2015 Listen
212: That Tuesday FeelingMar 16, 2015 Listen
211: Squeeze the TeabagMar 10, 2015 Listen
210: Fighting with Garbage Can LidsMar 03, 2015 Listen
209: Habitual RitualFeb 25, 2015 Listen
208: Don't Touch DaddyFeb 18, 2015 Listen
207: Vampires in the WallpaperFeb 10, 2015 Listen
206: Talking to SantaJan 27, 2015 Listen
205: Obsolete, circa 1993Jan 22, 2015 Listen
204: Space GeishaJan 13, 2015 Listen
203: I Blame the Media.Jan 06, 2015 Listen
202: Choosing is a Radio ButtonDec 30, 2014 Listen
201: Never Enough BathroomsDec 23, 2014 Listen
200: BlitzkriegscheißeDec 16, 2014 Listen
199: Merlin Mann's Best of 2014Dec 09, 2014 Listen
198: Gardening LeaveDec 02, 2014 Listen
197: Way of the Brown LegoNov 25, 2014 Listen
196: The Circle of LiceNov 20, 2014 Listen
195: Prima Facie Butter CoffeeNov 11, 2014 Listen
194: The Company of a ClownNov 04, 2014 Listen
193: Disappointment Delivery MechanismOct 28, 2014 Listen
192: Party City TrophiesOct 21, 2014 Listen
191: Heisenberg Uncertainty DogOct 14, 2014 Listen
190: C-3PO's BeardOct 07, 2014 Listen
189: That's How You Roll When You're a LobsterSep 30, 2014 Listen
188: The Smell of Snake AnxietySep 23, 2014 Listen
187: Peeling a Dangerous OnionSep 16, 2014 Listen
186: I Wish John Siracusa Were HereSep 09, 2014 Listen
185: David Foster Wallace MorningSep 02, 2014 Listen
184: Days of Bathrooms PastAug 26, 2014 Listen
183: Remember Who Has the CannonAug 19, 2014 Listen
182: Non-Canonical SuspendersAug 12, 2014 Listen
181: A Broom Pusher for Johnny CarsonAug 06, 2014 Listen
180: Deus Ex Machina for Your GutJul 22, 2014 Listen
179: 7 Most Important Breasts for Your Re-FiJul 15, 2014 Listen
178: Fake Laminated Bull PoopJul 08, 2014 Listen
177: Motivation Has Pit StainsJul 01, 2014 Listen
176: "ENJOY YOUR MEAL"Jun 24, 2014 Listen
175: Andy is the Stuff of NightmaresJun 10, 2014 Listen
174: I Dont Deal in AbstractionsJun 05, 2014 Listen
173: The Best Days End in TearsMay 27, 2014 Listen
172: Somewhere Between a Habit and a RiverMay 22, 2014 Listen
171: Put a Sweatshirt In My WalletMay 13, 2014 Listen
170: Useful, Creepy, GrossMay 06, 2014 Listen
169: Upgrade Your SkateboardApr 29, 2014 Listen
168: It's Okay for Cats to Wander Around on PlanesApr 22, 2014 Listen
167: Second BananaApr 15, 2014 Listen
166: 404 - Friends Not FoundApr 08, 2014 Listen
165: The Opposite of AttritionApr 01, 2014 Listen
164: Back in the Medieval VillageMar 25, 2014 Listen
163: Head Lice :-(Mar 18, 2014 Listen
162: We're All Waiting in the Same LineMar 11, 2014 Listen
161: Zeitgeist HelmutMar 04, 2014 Listen
160: Reverse Spider SenseFeb 26, 2014 Listen
159: You Become Your Catch PhrasesFeb 18, 2014 Listen
158: Merlin-Sized HoleFeb 11, 2014 Listen
157: Non-Dominant HandFeb 04, 2014 Listen
156: Not the Monk I Used to BeJan 28, 2014 Listen
155: Newton's Fifth Law of PolitenessJan 21, 2014 Listen
154: Not My Circus, Not My MonkeysJan 14, 2014 Listen
153: Anxiety's a GoatJan 07, 2014 Listen
152: Tiny Hands, Large DesiresDec 31, 2013 Listen
151: The Christmas PantsDec 24, 2013 Listen
150: Ask for John KlumppDec 17, 2013 Listen
149: Vixen HalerDec 10, 2013 Listen
148: Activity SeatDec 03, 2013 Listen
147: Five-Dollar MurrayNov 26, 2013 Listen
146: Phantom Bell SyndromeNov 19, 2013 Listen
145: Nine-Thousand Words of Holden CaulfieldNov 12, 2013 Listen
144: Habituate a GoatNov 06, 2013 Listen
143: Chimpanzee Scallop ThrowingOct 29, 2013 Listen
142: 86 Jam PackOct 22, 2013 Listen
141: Counterclockwise. Like a Gentleman.Oct 15, 2013 Listen
140: Silicon CircusOct 08, 2013 Listen
139: Tap Your Meat StackOct 01, 2013 Listen
138: Mindfulness...Whether I Want It or NotSep 24, 2013 Listen
137: Alice Two Arrows BobSep 17, 2013 Listen
136: Scared of Your Own LifeSep 11, 2013 Listen
135: There's No "I" in SuccessSep 03, 2013 Listen
134: A Boss You Don't Even Know AboutAug 27, 2013 Listen
133: I'm Glad Your Computer DiedAug 20, 2013 Listen
132: C+ Objective StackAug 13, 2013 Listen
131: The Peacock Dance of MenAug 07, 2013 Listen
130: Cobb Salad LawyerJul 30, 2013 Listen
129: Putting Your Meat by the PoolJul 23, 2013 Listen
128: Eating Scones in the ClosetJul 19, 2013 Listen
127: Loki SituationJul 09, 2013 Listen
126: Howard ChickenJul 04, 2013 Listen
125: Hakuna PotatoJun 28, 2013 Listen
124: The Tuesday Afternoon Version of MeJun 24, 2013 Listen
123: I Want to See Your Face the Whole Time (LIVE)Jun 11, 2013 Listen
122: The Crowbar of LoyaltyJun 04, 2013 Listen
121: I Just Had a Dog DeliveredMay 28, 2013 Listen
120: Egg MacGuffinMay 21, 2013 Listen
119: Big Bag of Pandora's PotatoesMay 14, 2013 Listen
118: One-Step Corn KernelerMay 07, 2013 Listen
117: The Flu Shots of Siracusa CountyApr 30, 2013 Listen
116: Beagle Removal ServiceApr 29, 2013 Listen
115: Invitation to a Blame PartyApr 26, 2013 Listen
114: I'm Moving to FudgePackerApr 17, 2013 Listen
113: Entropy's Gonna Do Its BusinessApr 02, 2013 Listen
112: Touching Pizza and RobotronMar 26, 2013 Listen
111: You Get There Early for Pancake DayMar 19, 2013 Listen
110: Okay, Then.Mar 12, 2013 Listen
109: Two Paragraphs on BourbonMar 05, 2013 Listen
108: What Can I Spray?Feb 26, 2013 Listen
107: Pull Out Your DingusFeb 20, 2013 Listen
106: Enough Candy to Last ForeverFeb 12, 2013 Listen
105: Fissures of MenFeb 05, 2013 Listen
104: Grab Your RevolverJan 29, 2013 Listen
103: Lotta Little KnivesJan 23, 2013 Listen
102: Hunter Ready to WriteJan 15, 2013 Listen
101: Sprinting Straight Into a WallJan 08, 2013 Listen
100: Go Ahead, Caller.Jan 03, 2013 Listen
99: Nobody Wants to Live in a ScaffoldingDec 22, 2012 Listen
98: Bagged and BoardedDec 18, 2012 Listen
97: Pope of the OfficeDec 11, 2012 Listen
96: Compensatory MusclesDec 04, 2012 Listen
95: She's Five for a LivingNov 27, 2012 Listen
94: A False SunNov 20, 2012 Listen
93: 67 Points of ArticulationNov 13, 2012 Listen
92: The Florida EpisodeNov 07, 2012 Listen
91: Compiling Stallman From SourceOct 30, 2012 Listen
90: Quit!™Oct 23, 2012 Listen
89: Burlap Sack Full of OrangesOct 16, 2012 Listen
88: So Many Reasons to CryOct 09, 2012 Listen
87: Nothing to Declare But My CoconutsOct 02, 2012 Listen
86: The Talmud of ClaremontSep 25, 2012 Listen
85: Schrödinger's Soap HolderSep 18, 2012 Listen
84: Every Genie is an ActuarySep 11, 2012 Listen
83: Way of the FutureSep 04, 2012 Listen
82: Blue Food in Your RefrigeratorAug 27, 2012 Listen
81: LAMP for Your ProductivityAug 20, 2012 Listen
80: Cascading Wave of BadAug 13, 2012 Listen
79: Mayor Pro Tem of HobovilleAug 06, 2012 Listen
78: Scream, Poop, and RunJul 30, 2012 Listen
77: Sadness HarmonicaJul 23, 2012 Listen
76: The Avatar of Dorian GrayJul 16, 2012 Listen
75: The Mayor of PerspectiveJul 09, 2012 Listen
74: Cheap Liberal Arts RelativismJul 02, 2012 Listen
73: Permission to UnclenchJun 25, 2012 Listen
72: Rocky Balboa MomentJun 18, 2012 Listen
71: Sorry to Lose You as a SonJun 11, 2012 Listen
70: Expectation ZeroJun 05, 2012 Listen
69: Seven Dwarfs of Bad EmotionMay 29, 2012 Listen
68: The Black Queen is Killing MeMay 21, 2012 Listen
67: Ad Hoc BraMay 15, 2012 Listen
66: Horseradish on My RaccoonMay 07, 2012 Listen
65: A Light Dusting of LifeMay 03, 2012 Listen
64: Frozen PosterApr 23, 2012 Listen
63: Bold with the ScissorsApr 16, 2012 Listen
62: Cultural MolassesApr 09, 2012 Listen
61: I Handed Him My LukeApr 02, 2012 Listen
60: Living Inside an Unfinished ThingMar 26, 2012 Listen
59: Brains All the Way DownMar 19, 2012 Listen
58: Girl with the QR TattooMar 12, 2012 Listen
57: Start with Anger, End with a SignMar 05, 2012 Listen
56: One Giant Beholder DinosaurFeb 28, 2012 Listen
55: The Pickles Never TouchFeb 21, 2012 Listen
54: Freemium MasonFeb 16, 2012 Listen
53: The Wages of SecurityFeb 07, 2012 Listen
52: Walk the Coastline, BitchesJan 31, 2012 Listen
51: Living Inside the NonsenseJan 24, 2012 Listen
50: The Pork Soup ParadoxJan 18, 2012 Listen
49: The Field of CompletionJan 10, 2012 Listen
48: An Abrupt Existential JerkJan 04, 2012 Listen
47: Utter Failure & Hotel SteakDec 28, 2011 Listen
46: Not Counting the MezzanineDec 20, 2011 Listen
45: Finagling the Tree BagDec 13, 2011 Listen
44: Circuitous Bridge of My Own DesignDec 07, 2011 Listen
43: I Return NullNov 30, 2011 Listen
42: Coconut HeadphonesNov 22, 2011 Listen
41: Carpal Tunnel DiemNov 16, 2011 Listen
40: Dirty South Is Off the MenuNov 09, 2011 Listen
39: A Source of Rice with VelocityNov 01, 2011 Listen
38: Sorry. You Can't Have a Candle.Oct 25, 2011 Listen
37: It's Never Not EverywhereOct 18, 2011 Listen
36: Writing on the WindOct 12, 2011 Listen
35: Why My Pants Were On FireSep 27, 2011 Listen
34: Rectangular Door ConspiracySep 20, 2011 Listen
33: The Hypocrite You Can Live WithSep 13, 2011 Listen
32: The Beertruck ScenarioSep 06, 2011 Listen
31: You Can Polish AC/DC All Day LongAug 30, 2011 Listen
30: I'm Not Working in an AbattoirAug 23, 2011 Listen
29: I Download FLACAug 16, 2011 Listen
28: One Little Red EggAug 09, 2011 Listen
27: Danny, Hold the License PlateAug 02, 2011 Listen
26: Spaghetti Guy Hits Close to HomeJul 29, 2011 Listen
25: My Food Court of FunctionalityJul 22, 2011 Listen
24: The Daddy for your DestinyJul 12, 2011 Listen
23: Failure is ALWAYS an OptionJul 05, 2011 Listen
22: My Baby Likes Aluminum Foil!Jun 29, 2011 Listen
21: Assistant TO the Regional MonkeyJun 22, 2011 Listen
20: Muscle of FailureJun 14, 2011 Listen
19: Corner Casey KasemJun 07, 2011 Listen
18: Forking the Question May 31, 2011 Listen
17: Brick Building Full of LiesMay 27, 2011 Listen
16: Bracing for the BlowMay 18, 2011 Listen
15: Marionette of my own DesignMay 10, 2011 Listen
14: Velocity of Disappointment May 03, 2011 Listen
13: The Kid's GreatApr 26, 2011 Listen
12: Chewie's Medal is Not CanonicalApr 19, 2011 Listen
11: Johnny HeuristicApr 12, 2011 Listen
10: At Last the 'Inspiration' ShowMar 29, 2011 Listen
9: Out of Scope!Mar 22, 2011 Listen
8: Little Velvet HandsMar 15, 2011 Listen
7: Vocational WheelMar 08, 2011 Listen
6: Expectational DebtMar 01, 2011 Listen
5: Chigger Bites on the Bus DriverFeb 15, 2011 Listen
4: Failing with StyleFeb 08, 2011 Listen
3: The Second ArrowFeb 01, 2011 Listen
2: Picture of a BoatJan 25, 2011 Listen
1: Alligator in the BathroomJan 18, 2011 Listen