Ron swears he looks like young Johnny Depp (everyone else sees Benjamin Franklin). Tony puts his dog down and immediately starts calculating the housework savings. A cop dresses as a tree to catch speeders, Neil deGrasse Tyson ruins Top Gun, and Batman somehow doubles subway chivalry. Add turkey-bacon lies, fruit-sticker rage, lasagna-noodle warfare, and the annual “is the Earth flat?” round. Pure, unfiltered FU Friday. They somehow turn Yoko Ono’s ass, a 20-year rotting fish-sauce stench, and whether “schmear” is a scam into legitimate conversation topics. Come for the chaos, stay because you can’t look away.
Jul 31
1 hr 8 min
Opie’s sugar-free diet ends in non-explosive “bloops,” a toothpaste-tube bathroom struggle, and his wife casually leaving an enema on the sink. Meanwhile the cable company trenches through the neighbor’s prize flower bed and tomatoes… and still doesn’t fix the Wi-Fi. Plus Fauci pleading the Fifth on his tie color, Katy Perry trapped in a giant bottle, Erik’s one-year SNL stories, and Ron’s Mount St. Helens pimple. Pure unfiltered chaos.
Jul 30
1 hr 3 min
Danny McBride calls into Opie Radio and walks straight into a buzzsaw. Theo Von and Chris Distefano are already mid-roast about haircuts, lesbian diets, and Moroccan lentil soup when the Vice Principals star joins the line. What follows is pure chaos — the Tempur-Pedic question, the karate gi still in the closet, the tequila pistol, and Danny somehow surviving the most unhinged call-in of his career. Classic Opie Radio energy. No filter. No mercy. 5/25You can donate to the show here https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA which helps a lot! Thank you!
Jul 29
53 min
Opie’s gut is under full demonic siege after that healthy summer salad (lettuce + eggs = pure regret), the sourdough starter turned his NYC apartment into a crime scene, and LeBron’s taking a helicopter from Manhattan to Philly while Barstool Sports posts the most humiliating Family Feud score in history. Ron the Waiter is locked in for the chaos, the $100 grill-cover bounty, and zero filter.
Jul 28
1 hr 5 min
Opie and Tony P roast LeBron chasing one last ring for chump change in Philly (while the fans sharpen their knives), then dive into the wildest weight-loss side effect yet—people paying thousands to inject processed dead-body fat back into their sunken “Ozempic faces.” Also, they rank guilty pleasures from taint itches to post-BBQ shit-talk rides and still somehow make room for nude-beach stories.Pure chaotic comedy gold.Donating to the show helps us make more!https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHATHANK YOU
Jul 27
1 hr 12 min
Opie spends the morning detonating from sugar-free “dog-shit” strawberry ice cream, turns the neighborhood into white-trash beach paradise with an above-ground cable snake through his neighbor’s tomatoes, completely ignores Erik Marino’s heartfelt sobriety breakdown to schedule the Spectrum guy, then the boys free-associate through Matthew Broderick’s bicycle, AI Chuck Norris selling chicken fingers, banana-hammock confidence, Coney Island street vendors, NYC pet-owner cruelty, Mrs. Met’s Hall of Fame grift, tip-begging car-wash robots, and a full-shirtless spiral that somehow ends with Sweet Caroline being about underage Kennedy lust. Classic FU Friday chaos.NEW Merch! The Opie Unfiltered t shirt https://opieradio.com/product/opie-unfiltered-t-shirt-retro-graffiti-streetwear-tee/Donating to the show is really appreciated https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA and helps us make more. Opie sends out handwritten thank you's if you send $10 or more. Thank you!
Jul 24
1 hr 11 min
Erik Marino details his brutal vertigo battle (inner ear crystals spinning him out, Epley maneuver gone wrong, and possible mouse-related Hanta fears), while Ron the Waiter gets grilled for his suddenly darker “beach hair” that definitely isn’t dye. The guys spiral into Blue Steel impressions, movie quote wars, Monica turning 53, and a fortune cookie that swears December will be chill. Pure unfiltered chaos.Thanks for dontaing to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA helps me to keep this going. Peace!
Jul 23
1 hr 12 min
Guy Fieri walks into the studio with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli and turns the entire hour into a nonstop roast of Carl Ruiz. Shady New Jersey Cuban poker den stories, Opie’s criminal YouTube cooking videos, Carl's wife Marie calling in from the side of the road covered in hot dog juice (penny chicken, anyone?), and Opie sipping a Bikini Teeni like it’s 2009… this one is savage. Pure Carl torture at its finest.This full episode also lives on the Opie and Carl podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/opie-carl/id1825615867
Jul 22
1 hr 27 min
Opie rolls in hot from the beach, already revving up because his Long Island cable is freezing again even though they said they "FIXED IT". Then he unloads on Howard Stern cutting his people’s severance in half while the King of All Media phones it in from one show a week. Ron chimes in, gems rain down (whatever the hell those are), Shakira’s hips get Opie banned, Tom Brady looks dumb slapping Logan Paul, and somehow we end up talking explosive lettuce, aliens, and why nobody’s answering Opie’s DMs anymore. Classic Opie & Ron chaos. Enjoy the freeze-frames.
Jul 21
1 hr 27 min
Opie screams at the TV because Heather O'Rourke is still doing traffic reports like it's 1985 ("we all have apps, lady!"), while Tony P explains why GPS always sends you through the ghetto and how old paper maps were pure chaos. Then Shakira lights up the World Cup halftime at 50 with hips that don't lie, Tony celebrates his birthday with 3-11, ice cream, and naked rainy push-ups, plus rants on everything from Messi crying to Elliot Page on Men's Health. Monday morning gold.https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHAYour donation helps us make more episodes. Don't make us crap on your lettuce! HA!!Opie mailing back handwritten thank you notes for all donations over $10
Jul 20
52 min
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