Average rating:

5
out of 5097 ratings.

Raw, Unapologetic, and FUNNY AS HELL!!

by KaitlynF95 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Nicole is raw, unapologetic, and funny as hell!! I love this podcast on days I need a good comic relief! I love all the little snippets of her childhood, adult dating life, airport stories, and all around funny moments! She’s witty and real, yet silly in her own regard! Keep doing what you do girl! Oh, and I’d totally date you! 😝

Honestly Perfect & Perfectly Honest

by Em Stank on
Rating: ★★★★★

Nicole Byer speaks her truth more openly than pretty much any comedian or podcaster out there. She’s honest, straightforward, and makes the rest of us hos feel so much less alone. And of course, a nasty message for Nicole: I want to bury my face in your luscious thighs until you come like a volcano. Additionally, I’d like you to tie me up and call me a mouthy little slut while I make bad puns. Then idk maybe we’d hold hands and eat burritos. You’re perfection.

Spirit Play Cousin / BFF in my head

by DrLisa313 on
Rating: ★★★★★

I am her. She is me. I don’t care how long it takes. If i miss work. If i ever find love. I will always listen to this podcast.

Laugh Out Loud Funny

by 22girlygirl on
Rating: ★★★★★

I was listening to this at work and had to leave the room because I couldn’t stop laughing. Nicole is so funny!

Fun and random

by Reverend Brittany on
Rating: ★★★★☆

I love that this podcast takes me on a wild ride through the Inner workings and random tangents of Nicole’s mind, and not just dating/dating advice.

Nasty Boy

by wilfred.fudge on
Rating: ★★★★★

Nicole I want you to discharge on my head and I’ll wear it proudly like a crown

WOAH!!!

by Rubysoda on
Rating: ★★★★★

This is the most funny relatable podcast I have ever heard!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love the podcast

by kkespecial on
Rating: ★★★★★

But I think the reason why it didn’t work out with that woman is because she suuuuucks.

step on me

by shanmowens on
Rating: ★★★★★

🖤💥 this podcast is always a really great time

Yes

by tiannaj23 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Everything about this is v good

That last guest

by LililovesBert24 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Was weird! Great times!!!!

WOOOOOOOW

by maksnak on
Rating: ★★★★★

I love this podcast...so much! I love that you can be vulnerable and disarming while also talking about dildos and anal play. But the episode with Skyler has been my fav so far. Sad it didn’t work out between the two of you because she really called you out on some stuff that I think could be helpful on your love journey. Also, I think the way she called you out at the end of show about asking her questions made it a stronger episode.

amazing!!

by ellie39344 on
Rating: ★★★★★

the funnies podcast!!

Episode 37

by Groupon GroupieGyrl on
Rating: ★★★★★

Loved it!!!! I think Nicole has chemistry with most if not all of her guests, but this episode the chemistry was PERF!!!! It felt like a sister circle 😂 Keep up the good work! 🙌🏾

The soundtrack to my sexual renaissance

by 14myersp on
Rating: ★★★★★

This isn’t a disgusting compliment unfortunately but.... I did promote this podcast reaaaalllll hard last night directly after a threesome. Just doing my part to spread the good news 🙌🏻

What a dream!

by fnordess on
Rating: ★★★★★

Nicole Byer is fantastic. When will Jason Mantzoukas be on?! That would be a dream AND a treat.

Dirty girls (me and you)

by Rachelthefirst on
Rating: ★★★★★

I wanna jump into a mud puddle with you, then I wanna mud wrestle, after we take a nice,hot,steamy shower together and do some dirty nasty things to each other. Btw love the podcast it’s really helping me with my crippling singleness!!! You rock!

Can't get enough

by HoneyFig808 on
Rating: ★★★★★

I love Nicole and I just want her to find LOVE, even though that might spell the end of this hilarious, honest and raunchy pod.

Such a blast!

by SciFi fun 2017 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Thank you Nicole Byers! You are hilarious. If you need a laugh, check out this podcast.

Love it!

by Kaitlinthegrapeape on
Rating: ★★★★★

I love this podcast and I'm a huge fan of Nicole. I was floored on the insight Jameela Jamil dropped on her episode. All the episodes are such a great listen!!

Girl

by Melissa shertz on
Rating: ★★★★★

You had me with that laugh - And talkin bout havin an overlap in men in a day and making me fall in love with you all over again. Thank you,Melissa

Funniest podcast I have ever heard

by C_Richardson222 on
Rating: ★★★★★

I’ve seen Nicole plug this podcast several times on her Twitter, but for some reason I took my sweet ‘ole time to finally listen for the first time. LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD — I must have listened to 6 episodes over the past two days. I knew I was gonna be hooked from the moment she talked about having a giant dildo in her Tinder profile (the pics on FB did not disappoint). Although I would expect nothing less from the brilliant mind of Nicole Byer, I can confidently say that Why Won’t You Date Me has a new loyal listener and I can’t wait for many more hilarious dating stories. Stop whatever you’re doing, listen to this fantastic podcast, and be just as confused as why Nicole is still single.

Ooooey Goooey Butter Cake Ice Cream

by suntothelight26 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Ooooh Nicole! I’d eat some oooey goooey butter cake ice cream out of your porcelain bowl! Lick the all of the insides clean until I heard a squeak! Then I will wash that bowl until I saw no residue of that delicious goodness. I would then go back for a second scoop (with your permission of course) and do it all👏🏾over👏🏾again👏🏾 Am I talking about an actual bowl or not? I’ll leave that up to the reader....I love this podcast so much! I can relate to it a little too much except I’m on one dating app. Listening to this podcast has woke me up to the fact that my black chubby behind IS in fact cute! What I appreciate about Nicole is the fact that she is still single (which makes absolutely zero sense) and she refuses to settle for any guy that comes her way! Such an inspiration! Also she makes therapy sound pretty darn chill and had inspired me to possibly give it another chance. Get it Nicole!!!

OmfuckingG

by a.hatley on
Rating: ★★★★★

Such a break from my mom podcasts...Nicole is nasty...and I am here for it!!! Love this show

Less than a month

by Michelleeerrrreerr on
Rating: ★★★★★

I finally catched up on this after listening for a month and all I have to say this podcast is so good it makes me want to get an apprenticeship with a renowned butcher so I can please nicoles beef curtains

Fun and easy listening

by bee.ella.bee on
Rating: ★★★★★

This is the first review I’ve ever written for a podcast - when I’m having a hard day this is the ONLY one I can listen to. Nicole is hilarious, light-hearted, and her guests are honest and fun. The conversations are so natural it feels like you’re listening in on two best friends at a bar every episode. Some of my friends are too conservative for the topics that come up but I love a podcast that GOES there and it makes me happy every week. Keep up the good work!

You and This Gay Boy Equals Great Times

by FAB_213 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Hey Girl! I love the podcast! Why don't you and I go hard and heavy in the activities of heterosexual intercourse so I can just stop and walk away the way you abruplty intrupt the conversation to let the listeners know its time for a break. . . . . . Haha, keep up the great work! Love the podcast and has become part of my Friday rituals.

god Bless

by ms gender on
Rating: ★★★★★

i could listen to nicole talk to me for the rest of my life

A treat and a dream

by another satisfied gurl on
Rating: ★★★★★

Every Friday is filled with laughter and joy thanks to this podcast. Keep up the wonderful work Nicole

I luv her

by Supitsrosaparks on
Rating: ★★★★★

It’s true

Ian.maynus nasty nast*****

by cant speell on
Rating: ★★★★★

I love this podcast and listen to it every day at work. Nicole! You are so funny and deserve love! Please read my nasty dream I sent you on the cast!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!

Dead dad ashes!

by Movie chic on
Rating: ★★★★★

I’ve been binging your show for a while now and love it. But while I don’t think it’s okay, I’ve never laughed as hard as I did when you told the story about your dead dad’s ashes flying into your mouth. The 5 love languages with Warren. Btw I’m from the south side of Chicago too! Loved that episode!!

Just a fantastic way to spend the day!

by Latinagrl18 on
Rating: ★★★★★

I have been a longtime fan of Nicole and this podcast give me the dose I need whenever I want. Currently catching up and her episode with Wes was extremely entertaining. Thank you for the honest and blunt humour, it’s incredibly appreciated!

Totally obsessed with you!!!!!❤️❤️

by nicolefanforlife on
Rating: ★★★★★

Can’t get enuff!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️You are Fantastic!!🙌🏽

This podcast has me in TEARS!!!

by Sophie Nielsen on
Rating: ★★★★★

😂

A++

by Julia B KC on
Rating: ★★★★★

I would love to date you, like you may never have been dated before, awkwardly by a white girl.

I’ll lick your taint like a lollipop

by RicaOvens on
Rating: ★★★★★

I’ll lick your taint like a lollipop and it’ll feel so good your eyes will pop out of your head. Thank you big booty hoe for such a laugh out loud podcast!

Girl yes.

by Megan7271985 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Okay, what is with the cough in the background that literally happens in every single episode? I must know!

OMG!!!! I love her, would you Marry me!!! 🤪

by childfreegoodness on
Rating: ★★★★★

Truly love listening to her. She is such a breath of fresh air.Such an amazing person! TRULY MY FAVORITE PERSON!Serious Proposal!!! 🤗LmOo🤪

GURL...

by ChiKat1967 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Thank you for making this! As a plus-sized, over-40, single woman who’s had HORRIBLE luck online dating, it’s awesome to hear you laugh about the things that make me want to gnash my teeth! One day neither of us will be single...one day!

High time we have our high time

by Nick Kress on
Rating: ★★★★★

I’m a gay 19 y/o restaurant manager and I want to leave my job, come to live in your vag, and smoke you out inside out. I’m basically a living THC insert.

Missing your best friend?

by gibson_3 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Nicole, there’s a new app called Dindr which is tinder but with food! I got a good feeling about that app for you! I feel like we’re the same person #arewebestiesnow?And my nastiness to you is I want to bake a pie, blend it, shove it in you puss and slurp it out with a straw. You’re podcast is amazing and you are too!!!!

Delightful

by Tak and violet on
Rating: ★★★★★

Is there anyone more delightful than Nicole Byer??? I think not!

Love this show!

by Dmk0988 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Nicole! Thank you for always giving me so many giggles! You’re a treat and a dream! I’m sorry dating in LA is such a trash fire.

LOVE ME SOME NICOLE

by hwood92 on
Rating: ★★★★★

I just recently discovered this podcast and have been blowing through the episodes. I love Nicole, her humor, her perspective and her guests. My new fave podcast!

Yasssssss queen!

by Nicckkellll on
Rating: ★★★★★

I love this show, I love Nicole! Please don’t stooooopppp!

love it

by eeeeeeeeeeelena on
Rating: ★★★★★

beautiful nonsense

Nicole is a true gift to humanity!!!!

by jmd222 on
Rating: ★★★★★

The more I listen to or watch Nicole, the more I adore her! She is so honest and kind yet blisteringly funny - this podcast is helpful to anyone who has had doubts and dry spells and felt unwanted! Thanks for being there for everyone, Nicole! Also just saw you on The Good Place right before listening to the podcast episode with Jamila - my heart is exploding with love for you both!

Dis girl tew much

by dia1133 on
Rating: ★★★★★

Laugh out loud funny! This is my new favorite podcast. Nicole is my spirit animal. Why won’t anyone date her?!?!

Be my scissor sister

by imgroomingaway on
Rating: ★★★★★

This pod is the best!Nicole, I wanna scissor you so vigorously that your puss and my puss fuse together, and then we will travel the world and as the first known case of lesbian cuntjoined twins.