Nicole is raw, unapologetic, and funny as hell!! I love this podcast on days I need a good comic relief! I love all the little snippets of her childhood, adult dating life, airport stories, and all around funny moments! Sheâs witty and real, yet silly in her own regard! Keep doing what you do girl! Oh, and Iâd totally date you! ð
Nicole Byer speaks her truth more openly than pretty much any comedian or podcaster out there. Sheâs honest, straightforward, and makes the rest of us hos feel so much less alone. And of course, a nasty message for Nicole: I want to bury my face in your luscious thighs until you come like a volcano. Additionally, Iâd like you to tie me up and call me a mouthy little slut while I make bad puns. Then idk maybe weâd hold hands and eat burritos. Youâre perfection.
I am her. She is me. I donât care how long it takes. If i miss work. If i ever find love. I will always listen to this podcast.
I was listening to this at work and had to leave the room because I couldnât stop laughing. Nicole is so funny!
I love that this podcast takes me on a wild ride through the Inner workings and random tangents of Nicoleâs mind, and not just dating/dating advice.
Nicole I want you to discharge on my head and Iâll wear it proudly like a crown
This is the most funny relatable podcast I have ever heard!!!!!! ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£
But I think the reason why it didnât work out with that woman is because she suuuuucks.
ð¤ð¥ this podcast is always a really great time
Everything about this is v good
Was weird! Great times!!!!
I love this podcast...so much! I love that you can be vulnerable and disarming while also talking about dildos and anal play. But the episode with Skyler has been my fav so far. Sad it didnât work out between the two of you because she really called you out on some stuff that I think could be helpful on your love journey. Also, I think the way she called you out at the end of show about asking her questions made it a stronger episode.
the funnies podcast!!
Loved it!!!! I think Nicole has chemistry with most if not all of her guests, but this episode the chemistry was PERF!!!! It felt like a sister circle ð Keep up the good work! ðð¾
This isnât a disgusting compliment unfortunately but.... I did promote this podcast reaaaalllll hard last night directly after a threesome. Just doing my part to spread the good news ðð»
Nicole Byer is fantastic. When will Jason Mantzoukas be on?! That would be a dream AND a treat.
I wanna jump into a mud puddle with you, then I wanna mud wrestle, after we take a nice,hot,steamy shower together and do some dirty nasty things to each other. Btw love the podcast itâs really helping me with my crippling singleness!!! You rock!
I love Nicole and I just want her to find LOVE, even though that might spell the end of this hilarious, honest and raunchy pod.
Thank you Nicole Byers! You are hilarious. If you need a laugh, check out this podcast.
I love this podcast and I'm a huge fan of Nicole. I was floored on the insight Jameela Jamil dropped on her episode. All the episodes are such a great listen!!
You had me with that laugh - And talkin bout havin an overlap in men in a day and making me fall in love with you all over again. Thank you,Melissa
Iâve seen Nicole plug this podcast several times on her Twitter, but for some reason I took my sweet âole time to finally listen for the first time. LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD â I must have listened to 6 episodes over the past two days. I knew I was gonna be hooked from the moment she talked about having a giant dildo in her Tinder profile (the pics on FB did not disappoint). Although I would expect nothing less from the brilliant mind of Nicole Byer, I can confidently say that Why Wonât You Date Me has a new loyal listener and I canât wait for many more hilarious dating stories. Stop whatever youâre doing, listen to this fantastic podcast, and be just as confused as why Nicole is still single.
Ooooh Nicole! Iâd eat some oooey goooey butter cake ice cream out of your porcelain bowl! Lick the all of the insides clean until I heard a squeak! Then I will wash that bowl until I saw no residue of that delicious goodness. I would then go back for a second scoop (with your permission of course) and do it allðð¾overðð¾againðð¾ Am I talking about an actual bowl or not? Iâll leave that up to the reader....I love this podcast so much! I can relate to it a little too much except Iâm on one dating app. Listening to this podcast has woke me up to the fact that my black chubby behind IS in fact cute! What I appreciate about Nicole is the fact that she is still single (which makes absolutely zero sense) and she refuses to settle for any guy that comes her way! Such an inspiration! Also she makes therapy sound pretty darn chill and had inspired me to possibly give it another chance. Get it Nicole!!!
Such a break from my mom podcasts...Nicole is nasty...and I am here for it!!! Love this show
I finally catched up on this after listening for a month and all I have to say this podcast is so good it makes me want to get an apprenticeship with a renowned butcher so I can please nicoles beef curtains
This is the first review Iâve ever written for a podcast - when Iâm having a hard day this is the ONLY one I can listen to. Nicole is hilarious, light-hearted, and her guests are honest and fun. The conversations are so natural it feels like youâre listening in on two best friends at a bar every episode. Some of my friends are too conservative for the topics that come up but I love a podcast that GOES there and it makes me happy every week. Keep up the good work!
Hey Girl! I love the podcast! Why don't you and I go hard and heavy in the activities of heterosexual intercourse so I can just stop and walk away the way you abruplty intrupt the conversation to let the listeners know its time for a break. . . . . . Haha, keep up the great work! Love the podcast and has become part of my Friday rituals.
i could listen to nicole talk to me for the rest of my life
Every Friday is filled with laughter and joy thanks to this podcast. Keep up the wonderful work Nicole
I love this podcast and listen to it every day at work. Nicole! You are so funny and deserve love! Please read my nasty dream I sent you on the cast!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Iâve been binging your show for a while now and love it. But while I donât think itâs okay, Iâve never laughed as hard as I did when you told the story about your dead dadâs ashes flying into your mouth. The 5 love languages with Warren. Btw Iâm from the south side of Chicago too! Loved that episode!!
I have been a longtime fan of Nicole and this podcast give me the dose I need whenever I want. Currently catching up and her episode with Wes was extremely entertaining. Thank you for the honest and blunt humour, itâs incredibly appreciated!
Canât get enuff!!! â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸You are Fantastic!!ðð½
I would love to date you, like you may never have been dated before, awkwardly by a white girl.
Iâll lick your taint like a lollipop and itâll feel so good your eyes will pop out of your head. Thank you big booty hoe for such a laugh out loud podcast!
Okay, what is with the cough in the background that literally happens in every single episode? I must know!
Truly love listening to her. She is such a breath of fresh air.Such an amazing person! TRULY MY FAVORITE PERSON!Serious Proposal!!! ð¤LmOoð¤ª
Thank you for making this! As a plus-sized, over-40, single woman whoâs had HORRIBLE luck online dating, itâs awesome to hear you laugh about the things that make me want to gnash my teeth! One day neither of us will be single...one day!
Iâm a gay 19 y/o restaurant manager and I want to leave my job, come to live in your vag, and smoke you out inside out. Iâm basically a living THC insert.
Nicole, thereâs a new app called Dindr which is tinder but with food! I got a good feeling about that app for you! I feel like weâre the same person #arewebestiesnow?And my nastiness to you is I want to bake a pie, blend it, shove it in you puss and slurp it out with a straw. Youâre podcast is amazing and you are too!!!!
Is there anyone more delightful than Nicole Byer??? I think not!
Nicole! Thank you for always giving me so many giggles! Youâre a treat and a dream! Iâm sorry dating in LA is such a trash fire.
I just recently discovered this podcast and have been blowing through the episodes. I love Nicole, her humor, her perspective and her guests. My new fave podcast!
I love this show, I love Nicole! Please donât stooooopppp!
The more I listen to or watch Nicole, the more I adore her! She is so honest and kind yet blisteringly funny - this podcast is helpful to anyone who has had doubts and dry spells and felt unwanted! Thanks for being there for everyone, Nicole! Also just saw you on The Good Place right before listening to the podcast episode with Jamila - my heart is exploding with love for you both!
Laugh out loud funny! This is my new favorite podcast. Nicole is my spirit animal. Why wonât anyone date her?!?!
This pod is the best!Nicole, I wanna scissor you so vigorously that your puss and my puss fuse together, and then we will travel the world and as the first known case of lesbian cuntjoined twins.