Joe Biden tries to show vigor and fails time after time after time … again. Joe promises free community college and makes the sign of the cross at the most inappropriate time. Bird flu has been detected in milk. An illegal alien attempted to rob a bank using a translator app. An Australian politician wants Elon Musk arrested for allowing free speech on X. Does Congress have limitations on prayers before each session? McDonald’s creates a new smellable billboard. Zelenskyy sure appears to be sniffing a lot. Joe Biden wants to DOUBLE our capital gains tax! Who will Donald Trump pick for his VP? Fox News airs a new anti-Trump ad. Joe Biden pushes for more student loan forgiveness. Colleges are now offering full classes on Taylor Swift. New information about Uranus. Meet Jeffy’s first-ever pet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pro-Hamas protesters have flooded the Ivy league schools. Taylor Swift’s new album hits 300 million streams on Spotify. Lou Gramm discusses Foreigner's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 50 Cent has a new home for his new film studio. Harry Sisson shills for Joe Biden again. 25 ways the Biden administration is destroying America. AOC got stuck with babysitting Joe Biden. The president of New Guinea is not happy about all of the "cannibal" rhetoric lately. An Alabama Campaign for Democracy group creates a ridiculous pro-abortion ad. Joe Biden puts an end to some of the oil drilling in Alaska. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Foreigner finally makes it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Ukraine is getting even more money from you, the U.S. taxpayer. A man set himself on fire outside the courthouse where Trump’s case was being heard. A U.S. congresswoman accidentally admits the truth about why Donald Trump is being dragged into court. The White House is forced to address Joe Biden’s weird story about his uncle being eaten by cannibals. Have the Kennedys disowned RFK Jr. because they love Joe Biden so much? Bill Maher continues to side with the right on major issues. A $7 apple??? Gender study out of the Netherlands says we should be leaving gender-confused kids alone. Eco-protesters' big FAIL. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) is big mad at the Apple iPhone. Who is responsible for forest fires? The Keebler elves, of course. Anti-Semitism on college campuses is out of control. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pat reflects on watching the October 7 videos of the Hamas slaughter of Israelis. There is no comparison of recent Trump and Biden public appearances. CBS will be airing Billy Joel’s entire concert after all. When Pringles meets Crocs. How Detroit is preparing for the NFL Draft. Is the U.S. military paying $90,000 for a bag of nuts and bolts? How Hunter Biden is benefiting from the sale of America’s strategic oil reserves. The sad, ridiculous world of "furries" ... in a public school. Middle school girls stand up to a boy competing in an athletic event. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why are politicians so reluctant to condemn "Death to America" chants? Joe Biden and another tough day with words. Joe tries to recreate the enthusiasm Donald Trump experienced in New York City. He fails. Joe tells yet another story filled with multiple lies. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas avoids impeachment. Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) facing threats to his job. Creepy or cool: Boston Dynamics has a new robot that can do some interesting things. The Air Force is already creating an AI-operated fighter jet. An NPR reporter resigns after being suspended for telling the truth about his employer. Jeffrey Toobin gets blasted on X by Megyn Kelly after trying to criticize Justice Clarence Thomas. A "doctor" explains gender transition surgery as Boston Children’s Hospital pioneers the destruction of children's lives. Joe Biden’s actions against oil drilling have been numerous. Why do animals confuse lights with the moon? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Early-morning Pat screech! Is President Biden trying out new material at campaign stops? The Biden Cabinet tells lie after lie with zero consequences. Space station debris crashes into a house in Florida. CNN cancels another show. Progressive Bill Maher is tired of the "death to America" chants inside our borders. Illegal aliens land on a beach in California into a waiting escape vehicle. MSNBC takes deranged shots at Donald Trump while a sportscaster defends him? An important January 6 case is before the Supreme Court. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The international failures of Joe Biden are immense. What is a priority of the U.S. Air Force in 2024? What a meeting with President Biden is really like. Joe had another terrible day while in the presence of world leaders. Joe Biden has released how many billions to Iran?? "Pro-Palestinian" protesters wreak havoc across the U.S. Klaus Schwab is ill. WEF connected to Henry Kissinger and the CIA? Singer John Cougar Mellencamp storms off the stage. Bill Maher discusses the truth about abortion. Game time … who’s dumber?? "Good Morning" is racist? Hilary Kennedy gives us an update on all things UFC! Just how often has San Francisco fallen? FBI investigating the Baltimore bridge collapse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Iran launched hundreds of missiles into Israel over the weekend. Will Israel respond? Why is "Isreal" trending misspelled? Inside a pro-Palestinian "grassroots" protest group. Donald Trump warned about Iran under Joe Biden. Trump’s hush money trial begins today. Spending continues to climb, as does warrantless spying on Americans … so what’s the difference between Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) and Democrats? Why are Democrats against voter ID? Remember when leading Democrats didn’t trust voting machines? Arizona has dusted off a very pro-life law. Now what? Two legends at the Masters tournament yesterday. How biased is the new head of NPR? What’s with the measles outbreak in America? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NFL legend and accused murderer O.J. Simpson lost his battle with cancer yesterday. People born in other countries seem to love America more than Americans. Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) refuses to condemn "Death to America" chants in her congressional district. A Chinese immigrant destroys David Hogg over his views on gun control. More and more "undecided" voters are deciding to vote for Donald Trump. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) had a rough time during the eclipse. PetSmart is now in the tattoo business. Hillary Clinton has co-produced a Broadway musical. There’s an important vote on FISA today in Congress. Is Iran about to attack Israel, and are all Hamas' hostages dead? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden hangs out with the Japanese prime minister, and it isn’t pretty. What is illegal immigration "Phase 2"??? Why won’t the U.S. Senate take up the articles of impeachment on Secretary Mayorkas? Here comes a Margot Robbie "Monopoly" movie! Meet "The Barnacle" when you park illegally. Congress is apparently still good with warrantless searches of Americans. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) thinks that the moon is made of gas? A member of Congress wants to eliminate taxes for black people. AOC continues to push the Russian collusion hoax with Stephen Colbert. How many Houthis are there?? The Biden administration is apparently pressuring Israel but not Hamas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices