Minstrels and Opal FruitsDec 17, 2018 Listen
Craig David and the drummer from ColdplayDec 13, 2018 Listen
This does not slipDec 10, 2018 Listen
Better from the waist downDec 06, 2018 Listen
OtherworldlyDec 03, 2018 Listen
92 million babies and risingNov 29, 2018 Listen
La final del mundoNov 26, 2018 Listen
The wind of changeNov 22, 2018 Listen
That looming bonceNov 19, 2018 Listen
Wise after the eventNov 15, 2018 Listen
PumpedNov 12, 2018 Listen
VindicationNov 08, 2018 Listen
Definite imperfectionsNov 05, 2018 Listen
A long, dark teatime of the soulNov 01, 2018 Listen
Introducing: The Totally Football Show - American EditionOct 30, 2018 Listen
Tragedy at LeicesterOct 29, 2018 Listen
The missing ingredient is loveOct 25, 2018 Listen
The tactics of a poisonous snake Oct 22, 2018 Listen
In and aroundOct 18, 2018 Listen
Jean Claude DundeeOct 15, 2018 Listen
Merry on astrolagerOct 11, 2018 Listen
Very Friedrich the GreatOct 08, 2018 Listen
Iron fists and glass bottlesOct 04, 2018 Listen
A tactical dirty protestOct 01, 2018 Listen
A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel 
Sep 27, 2018 Listen
Filial prideSep 24, 2018 Listen
Guess who's coming to dinner Sep 20, 2018 Listen
Stressing the second syllable Sep 17, 2018 Listen
Shouting at the clouds Sep 13, 2018 Listen
Put the church in the centre of the villageSep 10, 2018 Listen
Scarcity rather than abundance Sep 06, 2018 Listen
Who? Why? Where? Watford?
Sep 03, 2018 Listen
A carefully constructed Machiavellian planAug 30, 2018 Listen
The system is our enemy Aug 27, 2018 Listen
No retreat, no surrender Aug 23, 2018 Listen
Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan Aug 20, 2018 Listen
Dismantling mythologies 
Aug 16, 2018 Listen
The circle of lifeAug 13, 2018 Listen
It's good to be backAug 08, 2018 Listen
The ballad of Carlos KaiserJul 24, 2018 Listen
La finJul 15, 2018 Listen
Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust portsJul 12, 2018 Listen
Wrest from a particularly pleasant dreamJul 12, 2018 Listen
Today's the dayJul 10, 2018 Listen
Liquid history Jul 07, 2018 Listen
A wall of hairJul 06, 2018 Listen
Proper naughtyJul 03, 2018 Listen
Vertical dopingJul 02, 2018 Listen
A godless wastelandJul 01, 2018 Listen
The GOAT cullJun 30, 2018 Listen
Chekhov’s yellow cardJun 28, 2018 Listen
This is not a drillJun 27, 2018 Listen
All the world's a stageJun 26, 2018 Listen
Salty affairs and an element of chaosJun 25, 2018 Listen
A false dichotomyJun 24, 2018 Listen
Saved blushes and a massive rampart Jun 23, 2018 Listen
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodramaJun 22, 2018 Listen
Rise of the DalićJun 21, 2018 Listen
An unconvincing bumfluff experimentJun 20, 2018 Listen
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian historyJun 19, 2018 Listen
A different propositionJun 18, 2018 Listen
What's Löw got to do with it?Jun 17, 2018 Listen
Something's got to giveJun 16, 2018 Listen
The rough with the smoothJun 15, 2018 Listen
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)Jun 14, 2018 Listen
Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewedJun 08, 2018 Listen
Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewedJun 07, 2018 Listen
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewedJun 07, 2018 Listen
More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)Jun 05, 2018 Listen
Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)May 30, 2018 Listen
Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New YorkMay 28, 2018 Listen
Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shootsMay 24, 2018 Listen
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue May 21, 2018 Listen
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony CotonMay 18, 2018 Listen
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris May 17, 2018 Listen
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazzMay 14, 2018 Listen
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honeyMay 10, 2018 Listen
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego MaradonaMay 08, 2018 Listen
The soft middle and the flabby bottom May 07, 2018 Listen
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twosMay 03, 2018 Listen
Good eggs, girth and brainsApr 30, 2018 Listen
Dangerous margins and culinary napalmApr 26, 2018 Listen
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage Apr 23, 2018 Listen
Wenger (over and) OutApr 20, 2018 Listen
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads Apr 19, 2018 Listen
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls AloudApr 16, 2018 Listen
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold penApr 12, 2018 Listen
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'Apr 12, 2018 Listen
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the browApr 09, 2018 Listen
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian GrayApr 05, 2018 Listen
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great Apr 02, 2018 Listen
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in StokeMar 29, 2018 Listen
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1 Mar 26, 2018 Listen
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent WeissMar 22, 2018 Listen
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and TedescoMar 19, 2018 Listen
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscriptionMar 15, 2018 Listen
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside reliefMar 12, 2018 Listen
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strongMar 08, 2018 Listen
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd Mar 05, 2018 Listen
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottomMar 01, 2018 Listen
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston DrentheFeb 26, 2018 Listen
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)Feb 22, 2018 Listen
Rifts, replays and robberyFeb 19, 2018 Listen
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford wormsFeb 15, 2018 Listen
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neckFeb 12, 2018 Listen
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinctionFeb 08, 2018 Listen
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the ScoundrelsFeb 05, 2018 Listen
Swoops, swaps and resurgent SwansFeb 01, 2018 Listen
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memoriesJan 29, 2018 Listen
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at lastJan 25, 2018 Listen
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley BarnesJan 22, 2018 Listen
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)Jan 18, 2018 Listen
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football ShowJan 18, 2018 Listen
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all timeJan 15, 2018 Listen
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green Jan 11, 2018 Listen
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team MouJan 08, 2018 Listen
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs onJan 04, 2018 Listen
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?Dec 28, 2017 Listen
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperativeDec 21, 2017 Listen
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountainsDec 18, 2017 Listen
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradictionDec 14, 2017 Listen
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to OstersundsDec 11, 2017 Listen
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the VolgaDec 07, 2017 Listen
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle Dec 04, 2017 Listen
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talksNov 30, 2017 Listen
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the agesNov 27, 2017 Listen
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whitesNov 23, 2017 Listen
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite StandNov 20, 2017 Listen
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machinesNov 16, 2017 Listen
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is goldNov 13, 2017 Listen
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German manNov 09, 2017 Listen
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)Nov 06, 2017 Listen
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic SansNov 02, 2017 Listen
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray Oct 30, 2017 Listen
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each otherOct 26, 2017 Listen
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?Oct 23, 2017 Listen
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West BromOct 19, 2017 Listen
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swellOct 16, 2017 Listen
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumblesOct 12, 2017 Listen
Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great againOct 09, 2017 Listen
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?Oct 05, 2017 Listen
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kitOct 02, 2017 Listen
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South Sep 28, 2017 Listen
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hitsSep 25, 2017 Listen
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little ParisSep 21, 2017 Listen
Introducing: The Totally Football League ShowSep 19, 2017 Listen
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation Sep 18, 2017 Listen
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more SevillaSep 14, 2017 Listen
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the doorSep 11, 2017 Listen
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloonSep 07, 2017 Listen
Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for ItalySep 04, 2017 Listen
The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac Aug 31, 2017 Listen
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSGAug 28, 2017 Listen
Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffleAug 24, 2017 Listen
Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evilAug 21, 2017 Listen
Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles Aug 17, 2017 Listen
Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their markAug 14, 2017 Listen
A New HopeAug 08, 2017 Listen
The Totally Football Show with James Richardson...coming soonAug 04, 2017 Listen