Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and TedescoMar 19, 2018 Listen
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscriptionMar 15, 2018 Listen
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside reliefMar 12, 2018 Listen
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strongMar 08, 2018 Listen
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd Mar 05, 2018 Listen
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottomMar 01, 2018 Listen
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston DrentheFeb 26, 2018 Listen
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)Feb 22, 2018 Listen
Rifts, replays and robberyFeb 19, 2018 Listen
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford wormsFeb 15, 2018 Listen
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neckFeb 12, 2018 Listen
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinctionFeb 08, 2018 Listen
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the ScoundrelsFeb 05, 2018 Listen
Swoops, swaps and resurgent SwansFeb 01, 2018 Listen
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memoriesJan 29, 2018 Listen
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at lastJan 25, 2018 Listen
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley BarnesJan 22, 2018 Listen
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)Jan 18, 2018 Listen
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football ShowJan 18, 2018 Listen
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all timeJan 15, 2018 Listen
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green Jan 11, 2018 Listen
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team MouJan 08, 2018 Listen
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs onJan 04, 2018 Listen
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?Dec 28, 2017 Listen
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperativeDec 21, 2017 Listen
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountainsDec 18, 2017 Listen
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradictionDec 14, 2017 Listen
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to OstersundsDec 11, 2017 Listen
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the VolgaDec 07, 2017 Listen
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle Dec 04, 2017 Listen
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talksNov 30, 2017 Listen
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the agesNov 27, 2017 Listen
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whitesNov 23, 2017 Listen
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite StandNov 20, 2017 Listen
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machinesNov 16, 2017 Listen
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is goldNov 13, 2017 Listen
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German manNov 09, 2017 Listen
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)Nov 06, 2017 Listen
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic SansNov 02, 2017 Listen
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray Oct 30, 2017 Listen
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each otherOct 26, 2017 Listen
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?Oct 23, 2017 Listen
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West BromOct 19, 2017 Listen
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swellOct 16, 2017 Listen
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumblesOct 12, 2017 Listen
Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great againOct 09, 2017 Listen
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?Oct 05, 2017 Listen
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kitOct 02, 2017 Listen
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South Sep 28, 2017 Listen
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hitsSep 25, 2017 Listen
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little ParisSep 21, 2017 Listen
Introducing: The Totally Football League ShowSep 19, 2017 Listen
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation Sep 18, 2017 Listen
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more SevillaSep 14, 2017 Listen
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the doorSep 11, 2017 Listen
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloonSep 07, 2017 Listen
Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for ItalySep 04, 2017 Listen
The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac Aug 31, 2017 Listen
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSGAug 28, 2017 Listen
Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffleAug 24, 2017 Listen
Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evilAug 21, 2017 Listen
Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles Aug 17, 2017 Listen
Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their markAug 14, 2017 Listen
A New HopeAug 08, 2017 Listen
The Totally Football Show with James Richardson...coming soonAug 04, 2017 Listen