The White House and CIA are considering a plan to hire a private company for spying and capturing terrorists, Hawaii is bringing back nuclear sirens, Bette Midler says Geraldo Rivera hasn’t apologized for “groping” her, Russell Simmons is stepping down amid sexual assault allegations, Roy Moore blamed his sexual misconduct allegations on lesbians, gays, and socialists, and a Michigan woman running for office asks “who can you trust most not to show you their penis?”

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