Absolute Worst Podcast
Absolute Worst Podcast
Dana Powell & Alison Royer
Episode 58: Water Skiing & White Weddings
1 hour 6 minutes Posted Jun 16, 2018 at 11:13 am.
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In Episode 58, Alison and Dana continue with their attempts to solve the world’s problems despite their own inabilities to successfully take a pregnancy test and/or not gnaw through a mouthguard.
We kick off this episode with a throwback to Alison’s pooslution that involves a driver’s seat with a toilet on it. #brilliant. We also hear from a woman whose life we changed? We then get a suggestion about how to keep our tits out of our laps and then another listener demands that we break her anonymity.
During the Absolute Worst Therapy section, we answer some questions about what one should wear to a wedding…DEFINITELY NOT WHITE, YOU DUMB MORONS!!! We also try to figure out if it’s appropriate to take a family vacation without your husband and then we try to decide if another listener is in love with her alcoholic stalker.
We end this episode with an Absolute Yourst that’s either pornographic or murderous. We can’t decide!
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**NOTE**
If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1-800-273-8255
If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, The National Eating Disorder Association is a great resource: https://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/types-symptoms-eating-disorders. 
In order to learn about the different types of abuse that occur in unhealthy relationships and receive help while remaining anonymous, you can reach the National Domestic Violence Hotline here: (800) 799−7233 and http://www.thehotline.org/resources/victims-and-survivors/