This week, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross joins the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! 

In Story #1, a pair of scared train-hoppers seek out help from 911 dispatchers. Then Jeff and gang discuss the new season of Roast Battle, the art of roasting, and what it was like for the Sklars to roast each other for the first time. 

Story #2 features an impressively airborne minivan. 

Story #3 is the tale of a stolen aquarium involving a motorcycle.